Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Performances May 26-June 18, 2017

Based on a story by Texas local legend Larry L. King and inspired by the real-life Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas, this happy go lucky view of small town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona's cozy bordello until that puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution. "Utterly charming, lively and genial."- The New York Daily News

  • Book by Larry L. King and Peter Masterson
  • Music and Lyrics by Carol Hall
  • Co-Directed by Nathan Hand and Roshunda Jones
  • Musical Direction by Deborah O'Donnell


  • Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 pm
  • Sundays at 3:00 pm
  • Buy One Get One Free Thursday June 1 at 7:30 pm


  • Adults $18
  • Seniors & Students $15

RATED R, This show is NOT appropriate for Children.

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The theater is COLD, bring a sweater.